WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama addressed the nation last night about his plan for Afghanistan, but Weekly World News has uncovered the secret details.
Month: December 2009
MAN MARRIES VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
TOKYO – A young man in Japan decided to make his relationship with his virtual girlfriend official!
ED ANGER SAYS: "COME BACK, BUSH!"
I’m madder than a tomcat at a flea circus! Turns out even Obama’s aunt misses President W!
OBAMA WARNS ROBOTS
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama hosted an event for young inventors, but he had a few choice words for robots.
TIGER WOODS CAR CRASH PHOTOS
ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods refuses to give details about crashing his car and the injuries he received over the weekend. But investigation shows he was beat up by his half-alien wife!