Monthly Archives: December 2009

END OF THE WORLD PREDICTIONS

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 31, 2009

The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for.

By Allie Pruitt on December 30, 2009

CHATTANOOGA, TN – A husband-wife team of shoplifters at a local Walmart tried desperately to get out of their arrest!

By Marge Floori on December 30, 2009

DENVER, CO – A woman and her just-born son both suddenly came back to life on Christmas Eve!

By Mygar on December 30, 2009

Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.

By Maleeka Spriggs on December 30, 2009

ADELAIDE – The man who won the “Best Job in the World” was almost killed by a lethal jellyfish!

By Ed Anger on December 30, 2009

I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!

By Allie Pruitt on December 29, 2009

A black and white pair of co-workers have discovered that HP tracking cams do not see black faces!

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 29, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.

By Marge Floori on December 29, 2009

NASHVILLE, TN – You can get into Heaven no matter how many mistakes you’ve made in life, by following a simple 12-step plan!

By Dallas Commagreens on December 29, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – The world will be seeing a blue moon this New Year’s Eve!