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Monthly Archives: December 2009
CHATTANOOGA, TN – A husband-wife team of shoplifters at a local Walmart tried desperately to get out of their arrest!
DENVER, CO – A woman and her just-born son both suddenly came back to life on Christmas Eve!
Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.
ADELAIDE – The man who won the “Best Job in the World” was almost killed by a lethal jellyfish!
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
A black and white pair of co-workers have discovered that HP tracking cams do not see black faces!
WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.
NASHVILLE, TN – You can get into Heaven no matter how many mistakes you’ve made in life, by following a simple 12-step plan!
NEW YORK, NY – The world will be seeing a blue moon this New Year’s Eve!