ROSWELL, NM – “Since that thing returned, it’s been one terrifying encounter after another,” said Col. Mike Andrews.
RICHMOND, VA – A couple is claiming their dog bought $62 worth of points on their Xbox!
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WASHINGTON, DC – Democrats finally presented the health care reform bill yesterday and then celebrated into the early hours this morning.
QUEENS, NY – Harry Houdini died 83 years ago on Halloween, but controversy continues to rage over the dark supernatural secrets he took to the grave!
Man, this week just keeps getting better and better. By which I mean worse and worse!
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HALIFAX – Taylor Mitchell, a young musician, was killed by coyotes in a Canadian park.
BENTONVILLE, AR – Wal-Mart has taken discount shopping to a new level, by offering funeral caskets!
LOS ANGELES, CA – It is being reported that Michael Jackson’s autopsy photos have leaked.