Monthly Archives: August 2009

FREAK OF THE WEEK 14

By Tap Vann on August 31, 2009

What kind of monkey business is going on in this week’s Freak of the Week contest?

By Sarah Haddad on August 31, 2009

ROCKWOOD, TN – A Tennessee teenager is seeking help after he began crying blood!

By Allie Pruitt on August 31, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – Parents are in an uproar after pictures of a supposed pole dancer doll were posted online!

By Ed Anger on August 31, 2009

I’m madder than a Polak with a burned out lightbulb!

WASHINGTON, DC – NBC has hired Jenna Bush to be a correspondent on the “Today” show.

By Madame Malisa on August 31, 2009

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!

By Hideaki Tailor on August 28, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – A government think tank has come up with a plan to put $10,000 cash in every family’s pocketbook…

By Allie Pruitt on August 28, 2009

TYSON’S CORNER, VA – A man has been creatively punished by his wife for cheating on her, by confessing in public!

LOS ANGELES, CA – John Mayer’s mug shot has leaked on the internet. Only Weekly World News has the full story behind his arrest.

By Tap Vann on August 28, 2009

And the winner is…