PSYCHIC PETS
NEW YORK, NY – Family pets – through some amazing psychic ability – have trekked hundreds of miles over unfamiliar territory and found their way to their masters.
Monthly Archives: June 2009
UNKNOWN LIFE FORM IN NORTH CAROLINA SEWER
RALEIGH, NC – A group of alien-like life forms have been filmed growing in a sewer in North Carolina. What are they?
MICHAEL JACKSON PHOTO TIMELINE
Weekly World News pays tribute to the King of Pop with this extensive photo timeline of Jackson’s life.
TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
BERNARD MADOFF’S SENTENCING
NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff was sentenced yesterday for committing the biggest ponzi scheme in history. The courts are insuring he serves as much time as possible.
FREAK OF THE WEEK 7
What is this week’s Freak of the Week up to under there?
HOW TO FIND YOUR LUCKY NUMBER
Your lucky number – which you can easily determine by your birth date – reveals a lot about you, says numerologist Gemma Franklin.
WORLD’S UGLIEST DOG
PETALUMA, CA – Despite dominance by the Chinese Crested breed, a boxer with an underbite has won the 2009 World’s Ugliest Dog contest!
IRAN’S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE
TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
ED ANGER SAYS: I’M NOT DEAD!
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!
