NEW YORK, NY – A magical keyboard-playing cat has taken the Internet by storm, and his origins have finally been revealed.
Month: May 2009
TERROR WATCH LIST INCLUDES BAT BOY
WASHINGTON, DC – The Department of Justice has concluded that the FBI’s “Terror Watch List” has more than 24,000 Americans, including Bat Boy, incorrectly included.
JON & KATE PLUS 8 AFFAIR
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!
9 FUTURE JOBS
Brain food merchant, space recreation specialist, lunar miner – these are just a few of the new offbeat jobs that will arise in the next century.
FACE TRANSPLANT SUCCESS
CLEVELAND, OH – Connie Culp revealed herself to the world yesterday after a 22-hour operation that replaced 80 percent of her face!
STAR TREK SPOILERS
NEW ORLEANS, LA – An alien movie critic traveled through time so he could be the first to trash the new Star Trek movie, including dozens of spoilers.
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS
TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!
CARRIE PREJEAN NAKED PICTURES
LOS ANGELES, CA – Risque photos of Miss USA runner-up and “opposite marriage” defender Carrie Prejean have surfaced on the Internet, but Ms. Prejean is defending her Christian honor.