CANARY ISLANDS – A perfect rectangle of criss-crossing lines has been found on the ocean floor 620 miles off the coast of West Africa. Is this the remains of the lost city of Atlantis?
Monthly Archives: February 2009
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama announced today his next move in his crusade to get the economy back on track – end off-world banking!
I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!
CAIRO—The Egyptian government is calling on the gentle giants of the sea to take out pirate ships, and the whales are getting the job done.
NEW YORK – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.
LOS ANGELES, CA – As details about the Suleman octuplets emerge, questions are being asked about Suleman’s fertility doctor.
VATICAN CITY – What was to be a diplomatic mission became a controversial event when Pope Benedict XVI performed an impromptu exorcism on Nancy Pelosi!
BURNHAM-ON-SEA, UK – Video has emerged of a strange object hovering in the sky above a sea-side campsite.
SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
MUMBAI – In one of the most controversial cases in legal history, a man is being charged with murder for destroying a computer.