SELF-PARKING CAR SECRET
DETROIT, MI – After announcing new “self-parking” cars, reports have emerged about the source of the revolutionary technology – goblins!
Monthly Archives: December 2008
TOP 5 BAT BOY STORIES OF 2008
What kind of mischief did the world’s most famous mutant get into this year?
ROCK BAND 2 CREATED BY ALIENS
SKOKIE, IN – Weekly World News has uncovered the extraterrestrial origins of Rock Band 2.
PhD APE MEETS WITH SALTSMAN
MEMPHIS, TN – Ending the year on a high note, PhD Ape has announced he will meet with the man who distributed a racist song to RNC members.
TOP 5 CELEB STORIES OF 2008
What were the top five celebrity stories Weekly World News uncovered this year?
PUFF HATES OBAMA PARODY
BY THE SEA, HONAH LEE – Amid the controversy surrounding an RNC member’s racist song, Puff the Magic Dragon has finally stepped forward to take a stand.
TOP 5 POLITICAL STORIES OF 2008
What were the top five breaking political stories Weekly World News staff reported on this year?
AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 29, 2008
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!
BUSH PARDONS MANIGATOR
CRAWFORD, TX – Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.
