Monthly Archives: November 2008

VIDEO – ROSWELL REVISITED

By Erik Van Datiken on November 25, 2008

As any Weekly World News reader knows, the Roswell incident is 100% fact. CNN further validates the event when they revisit the crash site.

By Hideaki Tailor on November 25, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News Channel is considering a radical replacement for Alan Colmes’ departure.

By Reginald Cunningham III on November 25, 2008

BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.

By Allie Pruitt on November 25, 2008

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.

By Erik Van Datiken on November 25, 2008

UPDATE: Amy Winehouse has been submitted to the hospital again, this time over stress from her crop circles!

By Erik Van Datiken on November 24, 2008

MIAMI, FL – Aliens have finally fessed up over the famed model with the missing navel.

By Allie Pruitt on November 24, 2008

LOS ANGELES, CA – The son of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson can be included in those who hate his name.

By Samuel T. Westbrook on November 24, 2008

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.

By Andreas Hippin on November 21, 2008

DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.

By Gerry Dorsey on November 21, 2008

Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!