“No haggling, no violin lessons, I don’t even have to leave my living room.”
Monthly Archives: September 2008
Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!
Reactions from politicians has been mixed.
Mexican police officials have made a huge bust in their ongoing war against underground Chupacabra wrestling
The “Road to Nowhere” in fact leads to a delicious, yet invisible to human eyes, Alien-franchised Quizno’s
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.
WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!
Bigfoot has joined the hundreds of famous celebrities who have left their footprints outside the renowned Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”