Satan Trading for Souls on Craigslist
“No haggling, no violin lessons, I don’t even have to leave my living room.”
Monthly Archives: September 2008
Bat Boy Gets Passport
Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!
Reactions from politicians has been mixed.
CHUPA LIBRE
Mexican police officials have made a huge bust in their ongoing war against underground Chupacabra wrestling
Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno’s
The “Road to Nowhere” in fact leads to a delicious, yet invisible to human eyes, Alien-franchised Quizno’s
Amish Use Zombies for Labor
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
GM Hybrid Powered by Fairy Dust and Unicorn Tears
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”
“Left Eye” Saves Debate
WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.
WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.
Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!
Bigfoot’s Prints in Hollywood
Bigfoot has joined the hundreds of famous celebrities who have left their footprints outside the renowned Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”
