PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!
Jon and Kate Gosselin star in the popular TLC reality show “Jon and Kate plus 8”, which chronicles their life as parents of 7 year old twins and 4 year old sextuplets.
Since US magazine broke the story last week there has been a frenzy of allegations and denials in attempting to discover the truth.
Weekly World News reporters, however, have finally uncovered definitive photographic proof of the Jon Gosselin affair.
Last weekend, Jon Gosselin was seen entering a hotel room with 8 female circus performers. The women are believed to have been part of a touring production of Cirque du Soleil.
Pictures clearly show Jon entering a room trying to avoid being recognized. The room was registered to a “Pepper Freckles” who checked in only one hour before.
A security guard, who wishes to remain anonymous, says during the next three hours several guests complained about noises from that room, including loud repetitive squeaking and occasional rounds of applause. During that time he once saw Jon out of the room getting ice; he had multicolored face paint on his collar and appeared to be walking funny, most likely from the oversized shoes he was wearing. The guard then saw a female clown lean out of her room and beckon Gosselin back with a large and inappropriately shaped balloon.
Hours later Jon was seen outside of the room, weeping to his clown lovers. He began yelling and it became clear he was desperate for them to take him with them. The clowns refused flatly, and used seltzer bottles to make him let go of their legs. Through tears he watched the 8 women pile into one small car and drive away.
Spokespeople for Jon Gosslin have yet to comment on these most recent allegations.