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WOODY HARRELSON ATTACKS ZOMBIE


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NEW YORK, NY – Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson attacked a photographer late Thursday night at LaGuardia Airport. But he had the perfect excuse: the paparazzi was a zombie!

Harrelson arrived at LaGuardia Airport Thursday night with his 12-year-old daughter. A photographer from TMZ, The Miserable Zombies paparazzi website, followed the pair closely through the airport until the actor snapped and shoved him.

Harrelson’s reasoning for the assault? “I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character,” Harrelson said. “With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by an undead photographer, and reacted defensively, using the zombie defense skills I learned from the film.”

Police took a report from the photographer, who claimed a broken camera and a missing right hand detached during the scuffle. The rotting extremity was later found underneath a train of luggage carts.