LOS ANGELES, CA – Teen idol Miley Cyrus’ autobiography, “Miles to Go”, hit shelves this week. Weekly World News has received unedited excerpts of Miley’s writing!
Some have noted the irony of a 16 yeard old already writing their life story, but fans are chomping at the bit to read it. Now Weekly World News was slipped excerpts of Miley’s crayon scrawls, before the ghost writer prepared the book for final release. Take a look:
chapter 2: make it work!
kids are so mean sometimes. when i was 9, these girls at school would sing ‘achy breaky heart’ while dunking my head in a toilet. whatever, they were just jealous their dads weren’t awesome singers like my dad. if you’re being bullied at school, just get through it. some day you could be as popular and well respected as me!
chapter 7: i am cinderella!
i was sure prince charming was the one. i won’t give his real name, but it started with ‘nick’ and ended with ‘jonas’. the first time we met he was like, ‘wassup?’ and i was like, ‘omgyouaresocuteshutup!’ it was love at first sight, guys! it started to rain and we didn’t have an umbrella, so he covered his head with his jacket. he said if he hadn’t just gotten a perm he would have given it to me. i knew i was in love!!
chapter 9: riding the scandal train to shame town!
oh geez, what a bunch of hoopla over nothing. i take one classy photo for vanity fair and everyone like totally freaked out! i had a sheet on, it’s not like i jessica biel-ed it [see exhibit a!]:
or hilary duff-ed it [see exhibit b!]
it was just my back, dudes. get over it!
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March 5th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
by the time miley cyrus is 90 years old, she will probably have an entire set of autobiographies! like the encyclopedia CYRUS-tannica.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
am i the only one that sees nipple in the jessica beil pic?Wow.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
i am outraged. this ruined my morning cup of joe.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:43 am
omg
she is just a person who acts and sings
get over it and leave her alone!!!
March 28th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
No u r not
March 31st, 2009 at 7:50 am
A 16 year old writing an autobiography?!..how silly is that? It's like a 16 year old writing an autobiography…In my opinion, nobody has anything substantial to write about life, unitil at least 35yrs! The adults around her are setting her up for failure.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:56 pm
are you serious? its not that big of a deal that she wrote a autobiography, its amazing, you should be saying omg this girl is only 16 and look how much shes done in her life already!! She has alot to write about , more than the average person writing an autobiography, i am 16, and i am thrilled to read about her life so far and compare it to mine. At 16, there could be alot to your life then everyone else may think, and i know exactly how that is.
April 6th, 2009 at 5:44 am
and so what maybe ur just jealous!:D
start young to achieve more! poser!
June 28th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I'm sorry, but maybe when she's been to school for more than 3 hours, then she can write an autobiography. Bottom line, you need to know how to WRITE to WRITE a book. Also, I am seventeen, and I'm slightly offended to hear that she's accomplished "so much". She's a performer. Nothing more. And she's not even a very good one. I'm guessing in about 25 (+/- 5 years) nobody will remember her or her music. She's no Michael Jackson. Also, I read those excerpts, and if the whole book is like that, I would rather eat my own foot than read the entire thing. She uses "like" and abbreviations remeniscent of text-talk in her writing, making it disgustingly unproffessional. And don't even get me started on the subject matter. I'm seventeen, and I could write a much more interesting autobiography than that, even if I'm not a superdisneystar. Miley, stick to what you're trained in.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Learn how to write correctly. I can't take you seriously if you misuse commas, use text talk, and refuse to capitalize.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I absolutely agree.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:45 am
I like it.
it's more like "Diaries" <3
July 13th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
So read Nikki Sixx's Heroin diaries: A year in the life of a shattered rock star…that's a GOOD diary…she's just doing it for the money, and "Idon'tappreciatethis" made the perfect post, everything in there is right.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Sums up exactly what I was going to write ^_^
August 11th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
hey miley, you rock!
i love you, you are the best pop star in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would love for you to see me one day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am looking forward to going to one of your hannah montanna concerts!
bye!!!!!!!
from your biggest fan andrea marecsa
August 29th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
yeah that's exacty it
September 8th, 2009 at 2:05 am
why u guys were being so mean to miley?
She's nice.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
don’t know what to say
i am ai guy but still like that smiley girl !!
hope i was her in hercountry to get to know her personally
i think it will work great as a friends