LAS VEGAS, NV – After an abysmal showing this weekend, Joaquin Phoenix has had his Hip Hop privileges revoked.
At LAVO this Saturday, a scruffy and clearly inebriated Joaquin Phoenix mumbled through a three song rap set which is already being called one of the worst in the genre’s history. Fans were unsure what to make of the spectacle, thinking it must be a joke. Then he fell off the stage.
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In an emergency meeting, the High Chancellors of Hip Hop, including Grandmaster Flash, Funkmaster Flex and Snoop Dogg, came to the decision to revoke Joaquin’s rap privileges. “We don’t want to have what happened to the blues, where a bunch of rich guys from Hollywood destroy decades of heritage.” said Snoop d-o-double-g.
“I’m really sorry to all the people I’ve let down. I never wanted to hurt anybody,” Joaquin said while leaving an LA nightclub on Sunday. Then he fell off the sidewalk.
Mr. Phoenix can appeal the decision within the next thirty days, provided he agrees to take mandatory History of Hip Hop and Rapping for Beginners courses.
I got news for the so-called High Chancellors. If you wanna defend the integrity of rap, start with the crunk and snap crap that's currently coming out of the south. Then you'll be doing something.
this is b.s.
I was there! It was a great party and this video does not give it justice!! Joaquin was VERY entertaining and the crowd was loving it!!!
Joaquin is a great actor but he could not act his way through a performance…Terrible I could rap better and thats just because I am fan of hip hop for years even River Phoneix would not be happy with this god rest his soul…
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