MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN

Manigator has tossed Paris aside for a new overexposed celebrity.

Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay began seeing British DJ Samantha Ronson this past year. While the press speculated on the nature of their relationship for some time, Lohan has recently been very open about the two being in love.
But recent reports of the Lindsay and Sam seeking couples counseling has led some to believe the relationship is on its way out. And the Manigator has spotted his way in! While unaware of Ellen’s preferences when he courted her, he has only been further tempted by Lindsay’s bisexuality and believes he can turn her to his interspecial ways.
Manigator has been showing up at Sam’s DJing nights wearing his own special swamp-brewed cologne, a mixture of rotting vegetation and moonshine. Thus far his efforts to persuade Lindsay have been moot, as evidenced by her latest Facebook post:
oy vey! rumors…
just to clear this up… because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
manigator and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT getting together
i know what was published but i did NOT make out with him (it?) last night.
he got kicked out after like five minutes cause he bit a bouncer!
so over men. and half-men.
take care
xxLL