ORTIZ FINALLY SCORES

BOSTON, MA – After striking out at the plate in Game 7 of the ALCS, slumping slugger David Ortiz finally scored off-the-field with Cynthia, the estranged wife of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

Ortiz hightailed it out of Tampa Bay last night to enjoy a morning stroll in Boston Commons with C-Rod earlier today.

Alex Rodriguez, rumored to be conducting his own off-hours activities, could not be reached for comment.

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