TIGER WOODS BARACK OBAMA
December 8, 2009 by Allie Pruitt
MIAMI, FL – To complement an upcoming Golf Digest issue featuring President Obama and Tiger Woods, Woods has created a list of tips for the President!
Here is a preview of Tiger’s Top 10 Tips for Obama:
TIP # 1 – Keep erotic dreams about Derek Jeter to yourself.
TIP # 2 – Never follow your pancake waitress back to her trailer park.
TIP # 3 – For advice on how to beat me, call my wife.
TIP # 4 – Ambien, vicodin, alcohol and 9 mistresses will ruin Thanksgiving 90% of the time.
TIP # 5 – A ten finger grip can generate surprising power.
TIP # 6 – Keep your head down. Then look at your feet. If you notice you aren’t wearing shoes, put them on. There could be glass.
TIP # 7 – What happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas & what happens in Melbourne doesn’t stay in Melbourne.
TIP # 8 – Even what happens in an Orlando trailer park doesn’t stay in an Orlando trailer park.
TIP #9 – When your wife buys a house on a desolate Swedish Island it means you will soon have more time to work on your game.
TIP #10 – If all else fails, poison your Mother-In-Law.
