Category Archives: TopStory
UFOs OVER IRELAND
The United Nations confirmed to WWN that there were UFOs over Ireland.
CHICAGO SINKHOLE
A large sinkhole opened up in a residential Chicago neighborhood swallowing up three cars and injuring dozens.
ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.
ANNE FRANK NOT A BELIEBER
A psychic has confirmed that Anne Frank is NOT a Beiber fan. But, she loves One Direction!
NORTH KOREA FIRES MISSILE AT SELF
North Korea launches a ballistic missile attack on Pyongyang, their capital city.
LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS PARTY AT REHAB
Lindsay Lohan threw a big beer and wine party on her first night in rehab. The owner of Six Corners Liquors — just a quarter mile…
UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
THE JESUS BOULDER
The Jesus Boulder – a giant stone boulder – was found beneath the waters of the Sea of Galilee in Israel.
BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!
Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended…










