As POTUS, Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
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MEGYN KELLY LEAVING FOX NEWS
Megyn Kelly shocked the cable news world today by announcing she is leaving Fox News to focus on her modeling career.
DECEMBER NOW DECYBER
In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
ALIEN ENDORSES TRUMP
Donald J. Trump has received his biggest endorsement of the election year. From an illegal Alien!
PUTIN TO CAMPAIGN WITH TRUMP
October Surprise! Vladimir Putin will be campaigning with Donald Trump in the final days before the November 8th election.
JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON KILLED JFK
NEW YORK – Tapes released by Caroline Kennedy reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon B Johnson was the mastermind behind JFK’s assassination.
BILLY BUSH LEAVES NBC
Reeling from the Donald Trump Tapes, Billy Bush has decided to leave NBC… for Fox News!
BILL CLINTON ENDORSES DONALD TRUMP
Bill Clinton shocked the political world by announcing today that he is endorsing Donald Trump for President!
WIKIDUMP
WWN received exclusive access to the Wikileaks files on Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. And WOW… It truly is an October surprise!!
OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI!
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.