Category Archives: TopStory
ALIEN BALLS IN MEXICO!
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!
FATKINI
Real women have posted images of themselves in ‘fatkinis’ as a retaliation against society’s obsession with super-slim summer bodies.
MAD DENTIST ON THE LOOSE!
El Dentista is on the loose in New Mexico – and he’s coming after your teeth!
TIM TEBOW SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
Tim Tebow was cut by the New York Jets, but is now going to play baseball for the Los Angeles Angels.
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
FIRST WOMAN PRIEST
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
RED MOON OVER NEW YORK CITY
A red moon rose over New York City. Astrologers say it means everyone in New York City is now “chosen.”
PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
LADYBUGS ATTACK!
Millions of ladybugs attacked the Mall of America on Earth Day!
LEISURE SUIT GHOST
A ghost in a 1970s Leisure Suit has been spotted in Hoboken, New York City and Cleveland.










