Category Archives: TopStory
BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
KILLER SNAILS IN TEXAS!
African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
CHARLES RAMSEY NATIONAL HERO!
Charles Ramsey, who saved three girls that had been missing for ten years, has been declared a national hero!
ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY
Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.
CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER!
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey.
KILLER BEES TARGET WOMEN
Killer Bees are zeroing in on women in Arizona and California, especially blonde women taller than five-foot-five.
ALIEN BALLS IN MEXICO!
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!
FATKINI
Real women have posted images of themselves in ‘fatkinis’ as a retaliation against society’s obsession with super-slim summer bodies.
MAD DENTIST ON THE LOOSE!
El Dentista is on the loose in New Mexico – and he’s coming after your teeth!










