SUPERVILLAINS ATTACK SEATTLE!
Supervillain, Rex Velvet has issued a video to the citizens of Seattle – superheroes not welcome!
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RANCHER LASSOS FLYING COW
East Hampton, NY — Last week, local rancher lucky stetson was working his cattle when a rogue cow set off for the hills.
ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER 2012!
Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in the fall of 2012.
WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.
REVERSE MASSAGE
John Travolta has started a new trend in the massage industry: the reverse massage!
MAYANS HAD CONTACT WITH ALIENS
MEXICO CITY – A new documentary about Mayan civilization proves they made contact with extraterrestrials.
THE ICE BRA IS HERE!
The Japanese have done it again. They’ve invented the ice bra!
JOHN TRAVOLTA: ALIEN OR NOT?
Everyone now agrees: aliens are among us. WWN is asking our readers to help us determine who is, in fact, an alien. Today: John Travolta.
GEORGE AND JOHN STILL MAKING MUSIC IN HEAVEN!
CLEVELAND – John Lennon and George Harrison have reunited in Heaven – and are writing songs again!
GOD’S FINGERS!
Clouds lined up in rows over Texas. Experts agree: those are God’s fingers.
