Category Archives: TopStory
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
A super honey has been produced that appears to cure all wounds and infections! The bio-engineered product Surgihoney was tested on babies, new mothers, cancer patients…
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
Pop star calls it quits after “tough year” in 2012!
HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in the late December, 2013.