If your favorite piece of jewelry is a bracelet, you probably love life and have a great deal of determination, so says a psychiatrist.

ANAHEIM, CA – Fans went berserk last night when a player tossed his hockey stick into the crowd!

NEW YORK, NY – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012.

LAS VEGAS, NV – A multimillionaire gambler is suing a casino over plying him with alcohol and drugs to keep him playing!

I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!

COLUMBIA, SC – A severely obese man stayed in his recline for almost eight months before passing away.

BRAZIL – The contestants got catty at this year’s Miss Brasil Gay when one contestant went after the winner’s wig!

LONDON – A set of British parents believe they have seen Michael Jackson in their baby’s ultrasound!

NEW YORK, NY – The New Oxford American Dictionary has picked their word of the year: ‘unfriend’!

ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!