Trippy, the beloved dog of New England Patriot coach, Bill Belichick, is in a deep depression following the Super Bowl.

LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.

FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.

DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos. And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.

NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.

RAMSEY, NJ – Don Bosco High School, the nation’s perennial #1 football team, has agreed to join the NCAA’s Big East conference.

PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!

DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.

STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.