Category Archives: Politics
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
JOE BIDEN’S GONE MISSING!
Joe Biden went to Delaware to prepare for his Vice Presidential debate, but he’s… gone missing!
OBAMA RESIGNS!
WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has just resigned the Presidency of the United States!
SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS
In a shocking new WWN/PPQ Presidential Poll, Mitt Romney is pulling away from Barack Obama. Romney’s up by 22!
BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!
Vice President Joe Biden shocked the nation when he endorsed Mitt Romney for President in a speech last night.
OBAMA BUYS EASTWOOD CHAIR
President Obama bought Clint Eastwood’s chair – and he put it in the Lincoln Bedroom.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are at Burning Man – getting ready for next week’s Democratic Convention.
BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY
Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.
OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY
WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will be the new Secretary of State.










