ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
Category Archives: Politics
WHITE HOUSE UNVEILS NEW AMERICAN FLAG
WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag.
BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
COLOMBIAN WOMAN: MY SERVICE IS NO SECRET
CARTAGENA, Colombia – The Colombian woman in the middle of the Secret Service scandal has spoken out.
OBAMA RESIGNS!
WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has just resigned the Presidency of the United States!
ROMNEY ON OLYMPIC BODYBOARDING TEAM!
Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.
THE YOGA TAX
WASHINGTON – President Obama issued an executive order yesterday – putting a ten percent tax on yoga studios and everything related to yoga.
OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL
WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
OBAMA IS A RUSSIAN SPY?
WASHINGTON – A hot mic picked up a private conversation between Barack Obama and Medvedev and now rumors are spreading across the internet that President Obama is KGB.
OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
