ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!

I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED

Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!

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STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN

LONDON –  A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that  the more you eat, the more weight you gain.

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ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not  going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON

CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says.  He may just be a moron.

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8 STEPS TO TURN ANY MAN INTO YOUR SLAVE

Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.

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