My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Legendary Weekly World News columnist Ed Anger has suffered a debilitating break down brought on by the election results.

I’m madder than a tomcat with his tail in a light socket over the bleeding-heart demand for outlawing capital punishment.

I’m madder than a weightlifter with a slippery barbell over all these women bodybuilders I’m seeing nowadays. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as disgusting as all those muscle-bound broads in string bikinis.