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ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
CYBER MONDAY HISTORY
NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the shopping holiday called Cyber Monday, which is also the biggest holiday of the robot year.
TUNA BOY
NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!
MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES
MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!
CANADIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER SPOTTED!
LAKE OKANAGA, BC – There was a major sighting of Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster in British Columbia!
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!
Bat Boy Halloween Special!
BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM!
LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
WALKING DEAD IN IOWA CEMETERY
IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!
ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK!
MEXICO – An extremely rare cyclops shark was recently discovered.
