Category Archives: Mutants
CONFIRMED: BIGFOOT FOUND IN SIBERIA
TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.
BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
IN SEARCH OF THE “WILD MAN”
The Wild Man, or Yeren, is living among villagers around the Shennongjia Forest in China.
LOCH NESS MONSTER FOUND
The mystery of the Loch Ness monster has been… solved!
THE DEVIL GIRL OF DEVONSHIRE
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
ASSASSIN BUG
Meet the “hitman” of insects. This insect kills ants and then carries them around on his back!
GROLAR BEARS!
The northward migration of grizzlies has led to more sightings of “grolar” bears in the Arctic.
KILLER RACCOONS IN FLORIDA!
MERRITT ISLAND, FL – Wild, vicious raccoons are attacking citizens in Kiwanis Island Park.
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL MAP
Be prepared when the undead arrive!
WOLF-COYOTE
An extra-large coyote (half-wolf) is terrorizing the Eastern seaboard of Canada.










