Category Archives: Mutants
CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
The Wild Man, or Yeren, is living among villagers around the Shennongjia Forest in China.
The mystery of the Loch Ness monster has been… solved!
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
Meet the “hitman” of insects. This insect kills ants and then carries them around on his back!
The northward migration of grizzlies has led to more sightings of “grolar” bears in the Arctic.