BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

ST. BART – Several eyewitnesses have confirmed reports that the legendary Creature from the Black Lagoon is on the loose in St. Bart!

NEW YORK, NY - Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.

DETROIT, MI – After announcing new “self-parking” cars, reports have emerged about the source of the revolutionary technology – goblins!

What kind of mischief did the world’s most famous mutant get into this year?

BY THE SEA, HONAH LEE – Amid the controversy surrounding an RNC member’s racist song, Puff the Magic Dragon has finally stepped forward to take a stand.

HONOLULU, HI - Obatma has arrived in Hawaii to spend the holiday season with his new American family.

NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.

JACKSONVILLE, FL - Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.

NEW YORK, NY - New York state, desperate for money, has agreed to sell Coney Island to the Merpeople.