Category Archives: Headlines
IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
THE JESUS BOULDER
The Jesus Boulder – a giant stone boulder – was found beneath the waters of the Sea of Galilee in Israel.
BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!
Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended…
THE BEARDED LADY
A German-born mom is making headlines for embracing her beard. And now every woman wants one!
COOKIE MONSTER MUGS KIDS IN TIMES SQUARE
The Cookie Monster is mugging kids in Times Square!
CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
6-INCH ALIEN
A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
RENT-A-BABY
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
CORNISH COLLEGE OF THE ARTS PRESENTS: BAT BOY THE MUSICAL!
Cornish College of the Arts in Seattle, Washington, is proud to present Bat Boy: The Musical!










