Category Archives: Headlines
Popular kid franchise takes a new turn.
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
The Cookie Monster is mugging kids in Times Square!
You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
Russel Crowe saw a UFO whizzing over Sydney’s Royal Botanic Gardens earlier this week.
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on March 2, 2013.
BREAKING NEWS: After Prince Harry’s Las Vegas fling, the Royal Family decided to pose for their annual Christmas card.