LOS ANGELES, CA – Fox aired the So You Think You Can Dance finale last night. Afterwords Mary Murphy was revealed to be a foreign spy.
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GENERAL CUSTER CONSPIRACY
DENVER, CO – Amazing new evidence proves that General Custer’s twin brother was killed at Little Big Horn, because the cowardly general wasn’t even there!
SWINE FLU SURVIVAL KIT
NEW YORK, NY – A new piece in Consumer Reports gives a list for how people can create their own swine flu survival kit. Too extreme?
DEAD WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN COFFIN
TORONTO – A woman amazingly gave birth to a 5-pound 2-ounce baby as her casket was being lowered into a grave – 23 hours after she died!
PSYCHO DONUTS
SAN JOSE, CA – A doughnut cafe in California has recently come under fire for its controversial theme.
WEEK 12: King Kong's retarded half-brother, not as terrifying as some would think
King Kong’s retarded half-brother, not as terrifying as some would think