Category Archives: Headlines
PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
LADYBUGS ATTACK!
Millions of ladybugs attacked the Mall of America on Earth Day!
LEISURE SUIT GHOST
A ghost in a 1970s Leisure Suit has been spotted in Hoboken, New York City and Cleveland.
UFOs OVER IRELAND
The United Nations confirmed to WWN that there were UFOs over Ireland.
CHICAGO SINKHOLE
A large sinkhole opened up in a residential Chicago neighborhood swallowing up three cars and injuring dozens.
ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.
ANNE FRANK NOT A BELIEBER
A psychic has confirmed that Anne Frank is NOT a Beiber fan. But, she loves One Direction!
NORTH KOREA FIRES MISSILE AT SELF
North Korea launches a ballistic missile attack on Pyongyang, their capital city.
LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS PARTY AT REHAB
Lindsay Lohan threw a big beer and wine party on her first night in rehab. The owner of Six Corners Liquors — just a quarter mile…
UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.










