Category Archives: Headlines
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
Charles Ramsey, who saved three girls that had been missing for ten years, has been declared a national hero!
Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey.
Killer Bees are zeroing in on women in Arizona and California, especially blonde women taller than five-foot-five.
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!
Real women have posted images of themselves in ‘fatkinis’ as a retaliation against society’s obsession with super-slim summer bodies.
El Dentista is on the loose in New Mexico – and he’s coming after your teeth!