UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.

SAVAGE, MN - The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback has more going for him than just skills.

PHOENIX, AZ - Charles Barkley was spotted on another law-breaking ride, with a familiar passenger in tow!

NEW YORK, NY - To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.

TEHRAN, IRAN - Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.

NORTH POLE - Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

No matter if you’re human, mutant or alien, we here at Weekly World News want to wish you happy holidays!

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.

Bat Boy was kind enough to send the Weekly World News staff his holiday card this year. What a nice little bat boy!

WASHINGTON, DC - Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.