LOS ANGELES  – Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly a couple again. She has forgiven him.

The two singers partied last night at Greystone Manor, West Hollywood club and left separately, but a mile down the road Rihanna’s driver pulled over and she reportedly hopped into Brown’s car..

Several people who were at the club last night tweeted that as far as they could see Rihanna and Chris making out with each other in the club.  The protective order against Chris Brown — requiring that he have no contact with her was lifted a  year ago, so Brown is free to hook-up with Rihanna again.

Rihanna was in Hawaii over the holidays, getting ready to be with Chris again:

According to a person close to Chris Brown, Chris feels that Rihanna is the love of his life and is thrilled to be back with her.  Afterthe “incident” Chris felt that he destroyed all chances of a relationship with his soul mate he stayed away, but Rihanna apparently felt the same way about Chris.  She reportedly told  him, “You da one.”  Now, the soulmates can be together again.

 Rihanna and Chris are with each other all the time and when they are not together, they are exchanging IM’s and text messages.

Not everyone is pleased with this development.   We’re told that Jay Z and Rihanna’s RocNation managers are furious that she’s back with Breezy.  “We don’t like this one bit.   Rihanna is making a big mistake,” said a source close to RocNation.

Will this be another happy Hollywood ending for our two pop-star lovers?  Is Chris Brown a new man?   Is Rihanna… crazy?

What do you think?

Maybe Rihanna will “Strip” for Chris:

LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus, who turned 19 on November 23rd, 2011, has done photo spread for Playboy!

Ever since Miley Cyrus turned 16, Hugh Hefner has been trying to sign her up to pose naked in Playboy after her 18th birthday.  Finally, with the approval of Miley Cyrus’ parents (Billy Ray and Tish), it’s a done deal – according to reports out of Arizona.

The photos were taken the day after her 18th birthday by Playboy’s top photographers, including Vlad Comito. The concept was approved by Hef himself, who says that Miley’s photo spread, will become a worldwide sensation.

The 84-year-old Playboy tycoon always thought the ‘Hannah Montana’ star – who caused controversy in 2008 by posing in just a blanket in Vanity Fair magazine for photographer Annie Leibovitz – would be a hit with readers of the adult magazine after she turns 18.

Hefner  said,  “We are excited to have her appear in the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.”

Hefner, who thinks he still has three live-in girlfriends (even though they all moved out a year ago), also insists he can’t understand why some people are upset about Miley appearing in the magazine.  “Every woman wants to appear in Playboy,”  said Playboy CEO Sandra Piccoli.  “There’s a lot of  boys that grew up with her, and she is their fantasy girl.  And there are a lot of other men who buy our magazine because they love to see beautiful women.  Miley turned 18, so she is a legal adult and and officially  a woman.”

Playboy feels that the issue will be a smash success.  “If Miley wants to pose naked, as an adult, she has the right to do so,” said Piccoli.

Hefner is not surprised that some Americans object to Miley being in the magazine:  “I think it’s a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”  Many parents have complained recently about Miley’s new videos which seem racy.  There’s going to be even more complaints when they see her Playboy photo-spread.  Miley has agreed to pose completely naked.

Recently, Miley, has been accused of being too “slutty” – an artistic choice she made for her latest video.  Some may think that the Playboy photos may be a step too far for the young star, but she  will join a long line of celebrities to appear in the magazine:  Denise Richards, Drew Barrymore and Pamela Anderson have previously bared all for the publication.

There’s also concern because Miley is in talks to join the wild indie band, Moses Blue, on the road next summer.

Hugh founded Playboy in 1953, almost 40 years before Miley was born.  Insiders say the elderly Hef is losing some of his mental faculties because he’s started wearing suits, and shoes.  No more bathrobes and slippers.

WWN can confirm that the rumors about Billy Ray, playing a tuba, appearing in the background of some of Miley’s  Playboy photos are completely false, though they may be true.

WWN can also confirm that Billy Ray asked Hef if Playboy would dedicate an entire Playboy issue to him.  “I’ve always wanted to appear naked in Playboy.  I know it’s for guys, but I’m so damn good-looking, I deserve a spread and everyone deserves to be able to look at me naked!”

The Miley Playboy issue should be on newsstands starting one year after her 19th birthday:   it was supposed to come out 11.28.11, but has been postponed by Hef, due to pressure from Miley’s handlers.

Miley is a big girl now, she Can’t Be Tamed:

LONDON – Just five days into her marriage with Prince William – Kate Middleton announced that she is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby as soon as possible because “it is   one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first year of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Wedding Suite,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was not pregnant last Friday, the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed advanced pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is five days pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

Princess Kate said that she and Prince William will continue to enjoy each other’s “company” in the Royal Wedding Suite, even though she has already made Her Majesty happy with her pregnancy.  “Prince William is a Royal stud. That’s all I can say.”

The happy couple has not been seen for the last ten hours – but there’s been a lot of moaning coming from the Royal Suite.

LOS ANGELES –  Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.

The hype surrounded Tim Tebow is not about to die down anytime soon.   The former Florida Gators star and Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow has reportedly agreed to appear on the next season of Dancing With he Stars, according to sources close to the network.

Tebow, who helped the Denver Broncos to a surprising spot in the AFC playoffs and an even more stunning win over perennial postseason bully Pittsburgh in the wild-card round, will appear on ABC’s hit show “Dancing With The Stars”  according to one of the regulars, who has been begging him to do so for a week.

Karina Smirnoff, who celebrated her 34th birthday recently, is excited and said that having Tebow on the show was a belated birthday gift for her.

Tebow and the Broncos were ousted from the playoffs in a lopsided loss at New England, but Smirnoff, who won last season’s DWTS with J.R. Martinez, is still interested in doing the Tango with Tebow.

“He can run, jump, pass, throw touchdowns,” she said. “All that is missing is to see if he has the dance skills. That would make him an all around athlete and someone that I would love to dance with on the show.”

The complete DWTS cast will be announced in the spring… but you can be sure God will  be watching.

LOS ANGELES –  Dakota Fanning, who turns 18 on February 23rd, 2012, has reportedly done a photo spread for Playboy!

Ever since Dakota Fanning turned 16, and starred in Runaways,Hugh Hefner has been trying to sign her up to pose naked in Playboy after her 18th birthday.  Finally, with the approval of Dakota’s agents and Hollywood handlers, it’s a done deal – according to sources in Georgia.

The photos will be taken the day after her 18th birthday by Playboy’s top photographers, including Vlad Comito. The concept was approved by Hef himself, who says that Dakota’s photo spread,  was tasteful and will be appreciated by her fans of all ages.

The 85-year-old Playboy tycoon always thought the ‘I Am Sam’ star – who is even causing controversy with her Cosmo photo spread i – would be a hit with readers of the adult magazine after she turns 18.

Hannah Dakota Fanning was born on the 23rd of February 1994, in Conyers, Georgia, USA. Before her debut into the cinematic world, Dakota did her own acting around her house. She was very active for her age, and often put a blanket under her shirt and pretended to be having a baby, using her younger sister, Elle Fanning, who is also an actress now, as the baby. Dakota went to a playhouse near her home, where the children that attended put on a play every week to show to their parents. But the people running the playhouse noticed that Dakota stood out, and advised her parents, Joy and Steven Fanning, to take her to an agency.

Dakota has appeared in a number of films including:  I Am Sam, Taken, Sweet Home Alabama, Twilight, The Secret Lives of Bees.

Dakota and Kristen Stewart heated up the screen in The Runaways in 2010.  In film, Dakota played the lead singer, Cherie Currie.   Dakota snorts cocaine, has lesbian scenes, and generally was NOT the little girl fans had known her to be.

And now… it’s time for her Playboy moment.

Hefner told WWN,  “We are excited to have her appear in the magazine.  She’s a very pretty lady now.”

Hefner, who is having trouble remembering who he is lately,  an’t understand why some people are upset about Dakota appearing in the magazine.  “Every woman wants to appear in Playboy,”  said Playboy CEO Sandra Piccoli.  “To a lot of boys who grew up with Dakota, she was their fantasy girl.  And now, they get more to add to their fantasies.”

Playboy feels that the issue will be a smash success.  “If Dakota wants to pose naked, as an adult, she has the right to do so,” said Piccoli.

Hefner is not surprised that some Americans object to Dakota being in the magazine:  “I think it’s a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”  Many parents have complained recently about Miley’s new videos which seem racy.  There’s going to be even more complaints when they see her Playboy photo-spread.  Miley has agreed to pose completely naked.

Hugh founded Playboy in 1953.  Insiders say the elderly Hef is losing some of his mental faculties because he’s started wearing suits, and shoes.

WWN can confirm that the rumors about there are men dressed as werewolves in the Dakota pictures for Playboy.   Rumors are that Sean Penn also appears in the background of the photos.  He’s dressed as Hugo Chavez.

Here’s Dakota in Runaways:

LAS VEGAS -   Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas.  Her left butt cheek exploded.

Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence.  When implants fly above this altitude they have been known  to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian.  As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt.  She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag.  Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport.  Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim.  Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.

There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant.  “We’ve had a few cases like this before.  It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.”    Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek.  “It felt good.”  He said.

Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery.  Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious.  “Reggie Bush is behind this.”  Austin said.  “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work.  She’s mine now. All of her.  Both cheeks.”  When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy.  Remember the Bush Push?  Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek.  They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”

When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What?  He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”

Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane.  “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,”  Dr. John Malley said.

Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants.  In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine.  Study them carefully and let us know what you think.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Exhibit D:

Exhibit E :  Why not.

MIAMI – According to sources close to Drake, who just dropped his new record “Take Care”, the hip-hop star asked Serena Williams to marry him.  

And she said… yes!

Drake and tennis superstar, Serena Williams, have been hot for each other for the last two years and have tried to keep their relationship a secret.  Not anymore… sources close to the couple say they plan to marry in the next three months.

In August, Drake was seen cheering on Serena Williams at the Rogers Cup.

The two have also been caught on the tennis court together and all over South Florida.

Sources close to Dizzy,  whose new album “Take Care” hit digitally this week, say he is madly in love with Serena and can’t imagine life without her.

In an interview with Conquest Magazine, Drake doesn’t hold back his love and admiration for Serena.

“I really, really love Serena Williams. She’s incredible.  She’s someone I’m proud to love with all my heart.  She’s in my life forever and I’m in her life forever.  We want to have many babies together.”

Serena has been a BIG fan of Dizzy’s for a long time:

There are rumors that Chris Brown (Breezy) elbowed Drake in the face this weekend after learning about the engagement.  Both singers have a shared “interest” in Rihanna,  but also share a love for Serena.  ”Breezy was upset that Dizzy got engaged to Serena before he could do her,” said a source close to Chris Brown.  But now Brown is focused on Venus.   “Maybe they can make it a family thang,” said the source.

Drake isn’t going to retaliate against Brown’s elbow to the face.  He’s a lover…  As he told WWN:

“My father taught me: ‘Don’t fear any man. Don’t ever fear another person.’ I don’t get myself mixed up with stupid sh*t. I get a lot of love.  I give a lot of love.  Especially to Serena. I don’t feel tension. I stand 6’2″. By no means am I the most threatening guy in the rap game, but there are very few people who will come up and say sh*t to me in person. It’s always all smiles. That’s one thing I do not fear, anyone in this game. Nobody. Especially none of these guys that are paid to talk sh*t.”

Drake reportedly tweeted this weekend that he can’t wait for Serena to put on his new album.  As he told her  – “I want to make you sweat.”   And man, he’s really been making her sweat.

WWN hopes they’ll be hitting balls together and rapping for a long time to come.

Here’s Drake’s new single, Take Care:

Looks like it wasn’t a happy Christmas for Russell Brand.  Katy Perry wants out of their marriage.

The feuding couple spent Christmas 7,000 miles apart.  Katy Perry was frolicking in the beautiful ocean water in Hawaii, Russell Brand was sulking in his man cave in London.

They have been married since October of 2010.

The celebrity couple  reportedly “had a huge fight” on the night before Christmas, a source told WWN.  It was reported: “She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.”  And Russell replied, “Fine, f–k you too.’ ”  Katy reportedly responded after that, “you’re a F–king a**hole wanker,” and he replied “You’re a f–king b*tch, a f–king fake blonde b*tch.”

A holly jolly Christmas for the Perry-Brand family!

Perry, initially had plans of taking her family for a trip to visit Brand’s London hometown, but after the big blowup, the pop star opted to jet to Hawaii with friends instead.  Meanwhile, Brand, spent the Christmas holiday at a Cornwall pub before heading to friend David Baddiel’s charity swim.

Russell did not seem happy:

But Katy was having a blast in the surf of Hawaii:

She was keeping things together:

“They haven’t split up just yet, but Katy’s mind is made up,” our source said. “The fighting is getting worse and worse.  Russell is very violatile.”  One of the main reasons Perry and Brand may be at odds as of late comes down to family.  “Katy doesn’t think Russell respects her parents’ Christian beliefs or her friends,” another source added.

Brand reportedly wanted Katy to become an atheist.

Some sources said that this latest news was just another rumor, but WWN has confirmed with friends close to friends of Katy that it is true.  The marriage is over.

Brand is no longer wearing his wedding ring.

But luckily he has some friends to comfort him in his time of need:

Firework… no more.

WASHINGTON -  The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

“Michelle Obama is pregnant,”  White House sources said. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, told WWN he would not confirm or deny the rumor.   But WWN has confirmed that Michelle Obama is about two months into her pregnancy and the President and First Lady expect to have the baby sometime in late May, 2012.

There was a great deal of mystery about the whereabouts of the President and First Lady this summer.   There were many rumors about where they might be (Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago, Kenya)-  but now we know.  The happy couple was spending quality time together in the White House, making a new baby.

The last time a baby was born in the White House was Patrick Bouvier Kennedy.  He was born on August 7, 1963 and only lived two days. Patrick was the youngest child of President John F. Kennedy and First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy and brother to Caroline Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.

The President and First Lady are “ecstatic” about the news of a new baby.    Michelle Obama, 48,  and Barack Obama, 50,  waited almost seven years before having children.  Their first daughter, Malia Ann Obama was born on July 4, 1999 and Natasha (often called “Sasha”)was born two years later on June 10, 2001.

It is too early to determine if the baby is a boy or a girl, but William Daley, the President’s Chief of Staff, reportedly said that the President is hoping they have a boy.  “I’d love to see Barack Jr. in the White House some day,” he reportedly said.

President Obama is hoping the baby will spend it’s first four years of life in the White House.  He has also created a Baby Czar to handle the preparations for the Baby Shower and Baby Party.

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag.  I’m a tranny.  I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

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Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee.  From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing.  When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’.  Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense.  Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure.  She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it.  After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

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