HOLBROOK, AZ – A group of 21 aliens has taken refuge in the heart of the Petrified Forest National Park – and they’re asking President Obama for asylum!

Scientists say they have found an extraterrestrial cemetery in central Africa that is at least 500 years old!

ROSWELL, NM – “Since that thing returned, it’s been one terrifying encounter after another,” said Col. Mike Andrews.

Experts have proven it – people who have seen UFOs or had close encounters wit aliens are just as sane, sound-minded and responsible as other people!

Aliens are collecting millions in unemployment payments from the government during a recession and working American taxpayers are footing the bill!

DENVER, CO – Richard Heene has admitted the balloon fiasco was a hoax; his child is really an alien they were trying to send home.

MOSCOW – The appearance of a strange ring-shaped cloud has sparked UFO enthusiasts’ interest.

When Christopher Columbus crossed the Atlantic Ocean 517 years ago, he used a map of the New World that could only have been prepared by aliens!

Ancient texts reveal that Noah’s ark was built with the help of aliens – and that it was actually a submarine especially made to help him survive the great flood.

GALICIA – A professional looking video of a UFO chase over the coast of Spain has been making the rounds. Is it real or fake?