Author Archives: Tap Vann
JETS SIGN FIRST FEMALE PLAYER IN NFL
The New York Jets signed the first female contract in the NFL. Lauren Silberman is their new placekicker.
THE ONION TO SHUT DOWN AFTER OFFENSIVE TWEET
The Onion is shutting down over an offensive tweet it made about 9-year-old best actress nominee Quvenzhane Wallis.
SETH MACFARLANE BOMBS AT OSCARS
Seth MacFarlane was almost booed offstage by audience of industry insiders at the Oscars.
BLOOMBERG BANS PIZZA
Mayor Bloomberg has followed up on ban of sugar, salt and styrofoam with a ban on pizza.
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
RIHANNA DUMPS CHRIS BROWN FOR DRAKE
Rihanna has finally – and officially – dumped Chris Brown. She is now in a relationship with Drake.
CELEBRITY DIVING: KATHERINE WEBB SCORES PERFECT 10!
Katherine Webb is on the celebrity dive show, Splash, and is blowing away the competition.
TITANIC VIOLIN FOUND!
The violin played by Wallace Hartley when his band defiantly played as the doomed Titanic sank – was recently found.
OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI!
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.
BLACK POPE
The Roman Catholic Church wants to elect its first black pope — and some celebrities are being considered.










