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JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
RUSSELL CROWE SPOTS UFO
Russel Crowe saw a UFO whizzing over Sydney’s Royal Botanic Gardens earlier this week.
TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER
Taylor Swift, still angry about the Golden Globes, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant.
BRITNEY SPEARS BACK WITH K-FED
Britney Spears is back together with Kevin Federline. They plan to re-marry.
LOCUSTS INVADE DETROIT
A swarm of locusts covered Detroit yesterday, raising fears that Chicago could be next.
CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN
Charlie Sheen surprised even himself by asking Lindsay Lohan for her hand in marriage.
DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.
JETS SIGN FIRST FEMALE PLAYER IN NFL
The New York Jets signed the first female contract in the NFL. Lauren Silberman is their new placekicker.
THE ONION TO SHUT DOWN AFTER OFFENSIVE TWEET
The Onion is shutting down over an offensive tweet it made about 9-year-old best actress nominee Quvenzhane Wallis.
SETH MACFARLANE BOMBS AT OSCARS
Seth MacFarlane was almost booed offstage by audience of industry insiders at the Oscars.
