Author Archives: Tap Vann
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
PALO ALTO – Researches have confirmed that the “Man Flu” is spreading like wildfire and may soon become an epidemic.
PHILADELPHIA – Rabid beavers have killed over 70 residents in the last week.
Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
The Chaos Cloud moved in over Virginia and set his ominous scowl.
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.
The Zeppelin is flying again. And President Obama is going to be the first passenger!