Author Archives: Tap Vann
LEISURE SUIT GHOST
A ghost in a 1970s Leisure Suit has been spotted in Hoboken, New York City and Cleveland.
ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!
WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.
UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
THE BEARDED LADY
A German-born mom is making headlines for embracing her beard. And now every woman wants one!
COOKIE MONSTER MUGS KIDS IN TIMES SQUARE
The Cookie Monster is mugging kids in Times Square!
CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
RED ARCS THREATEN TO DESTROY EUROPE
Glowing red arcs, invisible to the naked eye, may destroy Europe by June, 2013.
MEN ON “ENDANGERED SPECIES” LIST
Men are going extinct and scientists have now put them on the “endangered species” list.










