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		<title>BILL CLINTON PORN STAR</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 07:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&#038;blog=5758908&#038;post=48497&#038;subd=weeklyworldnews&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.<span id="more-48497"></span></p>
<p>Rumors are swirling that Bill Clinton has taken time out of his busy ex-presidential schedule to make a porn video in Monaco on the South of France.  The former president posed for an impromptu photo with two of his porn co-stars.</p>
<p>The title of his porn video &#8211; &#8220;Executive Privilege.&#8221;</p>
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<p>He reportedly posed at a casino in Monte Carlo, Monaco, where Clinton attended a “Nights in Monaco” fundraising gala. At least two other celebrities, actresses Diane Kruger and Rose McGowan, were in attendance.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s one of Bill&#8217;s co-stars:</p>
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<p>The porn stars with whom Clinton posed were Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, TMZ reported Wednesday night. Lee won the coveted award for Best New Starlet at the 2012 AVN Awards. She shared four other awards, including Most Outrageous Sex Scene.</p>
<p>The photo above was tweeted by the woman on the far left, who is not a porn star.</p>
<p>The video will reportedly be made available after the November elections and the money raised from the video will go for Hillary Clinton&#8217;s 2016 presidential run.   &#8220;The former president has always been a shrewd fundraiser,&#8221; said a source close the porn stars.  &#8221;He knows how to raise money and he knows where to go to get the money.</p>
<p>Rumors are that this woman also appears in the video:</p>
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<p>The Presidential porn video is only ten minutes long, but the former President reportedly acquits himself very well in the video.</p>
<p>Will you watch a Bill Clinton porn video?</p>
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		<title>THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 04:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.</p>
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<p>Turkey confiscated the text, written on animal hide, in an anti-smuggling operation. Turkish authorities believe it could be an authentic version of the Gospel of Barnabas by the apostle known for his travels with the apostle Paul.</p>
<p>Basij Press contends the text was written in the 5th or 6th century and predicts the coming of Muhammad.</p>
<p>The Christian world, it says, denies the existence of such a gospel.</p>
<p>Another known “Barnabas Gospel” dates to the late 16th century, which would post-date Muhammad.</p>
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<p>In the Barnabas text held by Turkey, chapter 41 states: “God has hidden himself as Archangel Michael ran them (Adam and Eve) out of heaven, (and) when Adam turned, he noticed that at top of the gateway to heaven, it was written ‘La elah ela Allah, Mohamad rasool Allah,’” meaning Allah is the only God and Muhammad his prophet.</p>
<p>The Turkish army has taken possession of the text because the “Zionists” and the governments of the West are trying to suppress its contents, Basij Press claims.</p>
<p>According to the Barnabas Gospel in Turkey’s hands, Basij Press says, Jesus was never crucified, He’s not the Son of God and He, Himself, predicts the coming of Muhammad.</p>
<p>The Basij report concludes that the discovery is so immense, it will affect world politics, and that the world powers have become aware of its impact.</p>
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<p>Turkey plans to put the Bible on public display. Though Turkish authorities believe it could be an authentic version of the Gospel of Barnabas, others believe it only goes back to the 16th century and is a fake because it would have been written centuries after Muhammad’s life.</p>
<p>Erick Stakelbeck, host of the Christian Broadcasting Network’s &#8220;Stakelbeck on Terror&#8221; <a href="http://www.cbn.com/media/player/search.aspx?t=k&amp;search=stakelbeckepisodes">”</a> show and a close observer of Iranian affairs, said Iran is highlighting the book because it sees Christianity as a threat.</p>
<p>“The Iranian regime is committed to stamping out Christianity by any means necessary, whether that means executing Christian converts, burning Bibles or raiding underground churches,” he explained.</p>
<p>“In promoting the so-called Barnabas Bible – which was likely written sometime in the 16th century and is not accepted by any mainstream Christian denomination – the regime is once again attempting to discredit the Christian faith. Record numbers of young Iranians are leaving Islam and embracing Christ, and the mullahs see Christianity as a growing threat to their authority.”</p>
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<p>The Vatican has requested to see the text, but it is unknown if Turkey has provided access.</p>
<p><em>Reza Kahlili</em></p>
<p><em>Reza Kahlili translated this Iranian video about Islamic prophecies of a coming messiah and the destruction of Israel:</em></p>
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		<title>CHRIS BROWN FANS DECLARE WAR ON AMERICA!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Brown&#8217;s fans are going to the extreme to protect their idol &#8211; and they want complete control of America!<span id="more-48434"></span></p>
<p>Following Chris Brown&#8217;s performance at the Billboard Music Awards, some fans and a few celebrities criticized the singer for lip-synching on stage, and that didn&#8217;t go over well with his fans. One celebrity, in particular, who caught a lot of heat from Brown&#8217;s fans was John Legen&#8217;s fiance Chrissy Teigen, who received death threats on Twitter.</p>
<p>John Legend had to take her into the Witness Protection Program:</p>
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<p>How did the <em>Sports Illustrated</em> swimsuit model manage to upset Brown&#8217;s passionate fanbase? With this tweet: &#8220;So excited to see Chris Brown! I love loud and surprising background fits of rage I can hear from the audience!&#8221;</p>
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<p>A quick perusal of Teigen&#8217;s Twitter feed  reveals that a multitude of Brown&#8217;s fans were enraged by her jokey comment and sent her an assortment of obscenity-laden, negative and just plain malicious tweets. The inflammatory nature of the messages reached a saturation point Tuesday  when Chris Brown himself took to Twitter to issue a cease-and-desist to his fans.</p>
<p>&#8220;Team Breezy! Lets stop sending death threats!&#8221; Brown tweeted. &#8220;I know y&#8217;all bout that life but it&#8217;s the wrong message! Ur turning haters into victims!&#8221;</p>
<p>Legend also took to Twitter  to express his support for his fiancée.</p>
<p>&#8220;Personally, I don&#8217;t think @chrissyteigen&#8217;s existence is pointless. Nor anyone else who dares criticize a performance. &#8230;Every artist has to be ok with the fact that some people won&#8217;t like their work. All critics aren&#8217;t &#8216;haters,&#8217; &#8221; he continued, aiming that last bit at Brown. &#8220;And don&#8217;t ever tell me to put my &#8216;bitch on a leash,&#8217; &#8221; he added, referencing the hateful messages he also received from angry Brown fans. &#8220;She&#8217;s a grown woman with her own mind and her own opinions and this is not 1950</p>
<p>Team Breezy isn&#8217;t apologizing to Teigen (or Legend).  In fact, WWN has learned that Team Breezy is so tired of Chris Brown NOT being the biggest star in the world, that they have reportedly announced that they are going to attack anybody and everybody that says even the slightest unkind thing about Brown.</p>
<p>When this reporter reminded Team Breezy that Chris Brown is a felon and beat on Rihanna &#8211; he received numerous threats, particularly from this Team Breezy platoon:</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s another Team Breezy gangster:</p>
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<p>Music insiders are predicting that Team Breezy will not win it&#8217;s war on American and will NOT be able to make Chris Brown a bigger star than he is.  &#8220;Unfortunately, Chris Brown has been mediocre at best lately,&#8221; said a top music executive.  &#8220;His performances have been over-the-top and boring&#8230; and his music, well&#8230; it sucks.&#8221;</p>
<p>That music executive has not been seen since he made that last statement.  What does Breezy think of that?</p>
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<p>He&#8217;s not saying.</p>
<p>Never in the history of the United States has a fanbase for a pop star declared war on the country&#8230; and Team Breezy is proud of it.</p>
<p>&#8220;We will do anything to protect Chris Brown.   There will be peace, as long as everybody says they love him.  If they don&#8217;t&#8230; well, watch out,&#8221; said a Team Breezy spokesman.</p>
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		<title>SUPERMAN IS GAY</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Superman is coming out of the closet in June.</p>
<p>When you get down to it, there&#8217;s something about superhero comics that is just inherently homoerotic. You have these strapping, square-jawed men in skin-tight spandex with rippling muscles forging lasting bonds with equally spandex-clad muscle-men &#8211; it&#8217;s like the locker room after a football game. In that light, it&#8217;s a wonder that there aren&#8217;t more openly gay superheroes. However, DC Comics says that one of its major heroes will be soon joining the ranks of Northstar and the Midnighter as an openly gay crimefighter.</p>
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<p>Speaking at the Kapow comic convention in London, DC co-publisher Dan DiDio was asked about DC&#8217;s policies regarding its universe &#8220;reboot&#8221; and the reimagining of its historic characters. DC had previously said that any LGBT characters would be newly introduced rather than existing characters reworked. But why, DiDio was asked, was it okay to change a character&#8217;s age, race, size, or any other number of features that made them identifiable, yet sexual orientation was off the table?</p>
<p>DiDio answered that DC had in fact reevaluated that policy as well. In fact, he said, a storyline in June would reintroduce a character who had previously been portrayed as heterosexual as gay. This superhero would be &#8220;one of our most prominent gay characters,&#8221; said DiDio.</p>
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<p>Predictably, this answer caused quite a stir, with many across the internet trying to figure out which of DC&#8217;s many, many characters would be coming out of the closet. A statement from DC&#8217;s Senior VP of Publicity Courtney Simmons narrowed it down, when she confirmed to ABC Burbank that one of DC&#8217;s &#8220;major iconic&#8221; characters will &#8220;reveal that he is gay in a storyline in June.&#8221; So we know that the hero in question is male, and that he is considered an &#8220;iconic&#8221; level character.</p>
<p>That slims the field down considerably. The only male DC superheroes I can think of who would be considered &#8220;iconic&#8221; are Batman, Superman, Flash, Green Lantern, and maybe Aquaman. Any one of these coming out of the closet would be a huge deal, as he would easily be the most high-profile gay hero in the comics business &#8211; how many people who don&#8217;t follow comics have heard of Wiccan or Apollo?</p>
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<p>Is this a publicity stunt? Whether it&#8217;s to keep pace with the mood of the country following President Obama&#8217;s declaration of support of gay marriage, or to keep pace with rival publisher Marvel, who just announced that two of its gay heroes would be getting married &#8211; it feels a bit more exploitative than it does genuine.</p>
<p>Of course,  maybe DC will treat the subject matter with the seriousness it deserves. Maybe the high profile nature of the character will make it so that instead of being &#8220;that gay superhero,&#8221; he&#8217;ll be &#8220;that awesome superhero who fights crime, and oh yeah he happens to like dudes.&#8221; I would love for that to be the case.</p>
<p>Source: <a title="" href="http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/05/20/dc-comics-to-switch-established-characters-sexual-orientation-soon/" target="_blank">BleedingCool</a></p>
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		<title>WORLD&#8217;S LARGEST POOL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Crystal Lagoon at San Alfonso del Mar resort, Chile, is the biggest pool in the world &#8211; large enough for sailing!</p>
<p>At the San Alfonso del Mar resort in Chile, a quick dip could well turn into a marathon.</p>
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<p>Swimming a length in this, the world&#8217;s largest outdoor pool, would mean stroke after stroke for more than three fifths of a mile &#8211; that&#8217;s 20 Olympic-size swimming pools.</p>
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<p>The enormous man-made lagoon is set halfway up the country&#8217;s Pacific coast, in the city of Algarrobo, and is filled with 66 million gallons of crystal clear seawater.</p>
<p>It also hold the Guinness record for the world&#8217;s deepest &#8211; so if you don&#8217;t feel like diving 115ft to the bottom, it might be best to bring some spare goggles.</p>
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<p>The pool opened in December 2006 after nearly five years of construction work and is said to have set developers back as much as $2billion.</p>
<div>And on top of that eye-watering initial cost, it takes a further $3million a year to keep it in working order.</div>
<p>It uses a computer-controlled suction and filtration system to suck water in from the ocean at one end and pump it out at the other, while the sun warms it to 75 degrees &#8211; nine degrees higher than the sea.</p>
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<p>The pool&#8217;s incredible dimensions leave the next biggest floundering in its wake, with the Orthlieb in Morocco measuring a mere 1,575ft long.</p>
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		<title>LEPRECHAUN TO FIGHT OBAMA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On behalf of the Catholic church, the Leprechaun has challenged President Obama to a cage match!</p>
<p>The archdiocese of New York, headed by Cardinal Timothy Dolan, the archdiocese of Washington, D.C., headed by Cardinal Donald Wuerl, the University of Notre Dame, and 40 other Catholic dioceses and organizations around the country announced on Monday that they are suing the Obama administration for violating their freedom of religion, which is guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution.</p>
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<p>The University of Notre Dame sent the Leprechaun to speak on behalf of the lawsuit and he immediately challenged Obama to a cage match as a way to settle the issue &#8220;like men.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Obama Administration has agreed to a fight, but instead of fighting the Leprechaun, the administration wants a football game between the Washington Redskins and the Fighting Irish.  The President feels it is a fair fight, especially since Notre Dame has &#8220;Touchdown Jesus&#8221; on their side.</p>
<p>&#8220;The President believes the lawsuit can be settled quickly and effeciently with a football game &#8211; and it will be much more entertaining than a debate in front of the Supreme Court,&#8221; said an insider close the The White House.</p>
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<p>The suits filed by the Catholic organizations focus on the regulation that Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius announced last August and finalized in January that requires virtually all health-care plans in the United States to cover sterilizations and all Food and Drug Administration-approved contraceptives, including those that can cause abortions.</p>
<p>The Catholic Church teaches that sterilization, artificial contraception and abortion are morally wrong and that Catholics should not be involved in them. Thus, the regulation would require faithful Catholics and Catholic organizations to act against their consciences and violate the teachings of their faith.</p>
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<p>“We have tried negotiation with the Administration and legislation with the Congress&#8211;and we’ll keep at it&#8211;but there&#8217;s still no fix,&#8221; Cardinal Dolan, who is also president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops said in a statement released by the conference this morning.</p>
<p>Cardinal Dolan has agreed to coach the Notre Dame football team for one game and Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly has agreed.  &#8221;Dolan really knows his x&#8217;s and o&#8217;s, and he also has some tricks up his sleeves,&#8221; said the Notre Dame coach.  &#8221;It could be a rout.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>ZUCKERBERG MARRIED!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 08:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan  in a surprise ceremony at his Palo Alto, Calif., home before 100 guests and the Winklevoss twins.</p>
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<p>The tech mogul memorialized the momentous event in the most fitting way for the Facebook generation, by posting an update to his page that said: “Mark added a life event to May 19, 2012 on his timeline: Married Priscilla Chan.”</p>
<p>According to the Associated Press, Zuckerberg’s marriage to Priscilla Chan took place in front of about 100 invited guests who thought they were celebrating Ms. Chan’s medical school graduation. It all happened in Zuckerberg’s backyard.</p>
<p>The couple met while both were attending Harvard, and have been together for nine years.</p>
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<p>Zuckerberg, 28, even took off his infamous hoodie for the wedding in favor of a dark blue suit and tie. The bride wore a white, body-fitting lace gown.</p>
<p>The Winklevoss Twins, who have sued Zuckerberg twice for &#8220;stealing&#8221; their idea for Facebook  - served as &#8220;best men&#8221; for the ceremony.   In their speech, the twins said that they were first ones to see Priscilla and believe that Zuckerberg stole her from them.</p>
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<p>&#8220;It was our idea to date Priscilla. We introduced her to Mark and he stole her away,&#8221; said a Winklevoss.  &#8221;We are going to sue to get full custody of her.&#8221;</p>
<p>The couple, who met at Harvard and have dated for nine years, deflected media attention by telling their guests they’d been invited to his home to celebrate Chan’s recent graduation from medical school — but then surprised the crowd by getting married instead. They had been planning the wedding for four months, People reported.</p>
<p>While he could afford to give her a diamond the size of an SUV, the Facebook billionaire gave Chan “a very simple ruby” that he designed himself, according to a guest authorized to speak for the couple.</p>
<p>Guests dined on food from the couple’s favorite restaurants, Palo Alto Sol and Fuki Sushi They had a desert of mouse-shaped chocolates that the pair ate on their first date nine years ago, according to People.</p>
<p>Chan, 27, graduated from the University of California, San Francisco on Monday, the same day Zuckerberg turned 28.</p>
<p>She plans to be a pediatrician.</p>
<p>Zuckerberg is Facebook’s single largest shareholder and controls the company with 56 percent of its voting stock. He is ranked 14th on Forbes’ list of richest Americans.</p>
<p>Zuckerberg grew up about 10 miles north of New York City in Dobbs Ferry .</p>
<p>Within hours of announcing his marriage, more than 220,000 people had “liked” the news on Facebook .</p>
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		<title>SUSANNE EMAN &#8211; THE 728-POUND WOMAN</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[CASA GRANDE, AZ - Susanne Eman is on a mission.  She wants to be the fattest woman in the world. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&#038;blog=5758908&#038;post=37391&#038;subd=weeklyworldnews&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>CASA GRANDE, AZ &#8211; Susanne Eman is on a mission.  She wants to be the fattest woman in the world. <span id="more-37391"></span></p>
<p>Susanne Eman, a 728-pound mother (and model), is aiming to become the world&#8217;s fattest woman ever despite her doctor warning that she is playing &#8220;Russian roulette with her life&#8221;.</p>
<p>Eman is attempting to eat her way to becoming the fattest person in history. She already tips the scale at 728-pounds on is her way to her goal weight of 1,600 pounds.</p>
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<p>Along the way, she passed Donna Simpson, the New Jersey woman who weighs a svelte 700-pounds. Simpson has a more modest goal &#8212; she only wants to weigh 1,000 pounds.</p>
<p>The fattest person ever was Jon Brower Minnoch, who at one point weighed 1,400 pounds. He also is the record holder for most weight lost &#8212; 920 pounds.</p>
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<p>But Eman  isn&#8217;t interested in losing any of their weight.</p>
<p>&#8220;The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel confident and sexy,” said the 32-year-old Eman.  &#8220;The more weight I gain, the more guys want to be with me, the more sex I have.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why not see how fat I can get? I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,&#8221;  Eman says.</p>
<p>If Eman sets the record, it will officially go undocumented. That&#8217;s because the Guinness Book of Records, which makes such things official, no longer lists records that could endanger a person&#8217;s health, like fattest person.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not fair,&#8221; said Eman.  &#8220;I should be in the Guinness Book of Records. I earned it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Eman says her other goal is to pose nude for Playboy.  &#8220;I&#8217;m in talks with Hugh Hefner, but he hasn&#8217;t made a decision yet.&#8221;</p>
<p>The 728-pound bombshell eats at least 20,000 calories a day.</p>
<p>Here she is posing with two sons, Gabriel, left, 16, and Brendin, right, 12, and their dog Sisco, 6, at their home in Casa Grande, Arizona.</p>
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<p>Here she is with her younger sister, Cassie. Susanne thinks Cassie is jealous of her and her sexy fat.  &#8220;She&#8217;d love to be me,&#8221; said Eman.</p>
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<p>Susanne is creating a stir among fans of ‘Super Size Big Beautiful Women’ (SSBBWs) – plans to increase her calorie-intake to keep gaining.  &#8220;I’d love to find out if it’s humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said.</p>
<p>Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with her sons and spends up to eight hours filling six shopping carts.</p>
<p>‘It’s like a full day’s work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorized scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.</p>
<p>She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn’t I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’</p>
<p>Susanne’s bizarre mission began after she couldn’t stop gaining weight naturally.</p>
<p>‘Two years ago I hit 400 poundss because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;At my current rate of growth, I should be 1,600 pounds by age 41 or 42.’</p>
<p>‘‘I take my blood pressure once a week, and every day, after I exercise, I take readings of my other vitals. I use a pulse oximeter to measure the concentration of oxygen in my blood stream.</p>
<p>&#8220;And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I’ll immediately contact my doctor for advice.</p>
<p>Despite warnings from her doctor that her bizarre experiment could kill her, Susanne insists she wants to break the record.</p>
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<p>Dr Patrick Flite said: ‘She’s really playing Russian roulette with her life with this goal. There are well-documented complications that come with morbid obesity.</p>
<p>&#8220;I would never encourage anyone to be doing what Susanne is doing.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr Flite said Susanne’s medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She’s capable of making her own decisions. I don’t see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’</p>
<p>But Susanne admitted she’s taken steps to protect her children in the future.</p>
<p>‘The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said.</p>
<p>‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I’m making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’</p>
<p>The unemployed mother – who cannot work because of her weight – claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.</p>
<p>‘I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,’ she said. ‘I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way.</p>
<p>‘The message I want to get across is for people to accept others for who they are.’</p>
<p>‘My next goal is to be 800lbs by the end of the year.</p>
<p>Good luck, Susanne.  WWN &#8211; and all our readers &#8211; are behind you!  Really, we are&#8230;</p>
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		<title>SUPERVILLAINS ATTACK SEATTLE!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Supervillain Rex Velvet has issued a video to the citizens of Seattle &#8211;  superheroes not welcome!</p>
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<p>It all started in January of 2011, when a vigilante calling himself Phoenix Jones began patrolling the streets of Seattle, breaking up crimes and annoying the police. At one point, they arrested him for assault.  Jones does this while wearing a color-coded kevlar vest and uniform.  He has been embraced as a superhero — despite his lack of super strength or adamantium claws.</p>
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<p>On May 1 of this year, a video appeared on YouTube decrying Jones’ antics. Created by a group calling itself the “Social Villains Alliance,” it starred a dapper, mustachioed gentleman known only as Rex Velvet, who referred to Jones’ crime-fighting efforts as “a nuisance” and claimed that the “superhero” was actually doing more harm than good with his one-man crusade.</p>
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<p>Check out this SuperVillain:</p>
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<p>Seattle authorities are worried that the battle between Rex Velvet and Phoenix Jones will affect its citizens and has formed a SuperVillain Task Force.  The U.S. Department of Defense has also put out an alert to&#8230; The Avengers.</p>
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		<title>WORLD&#8217;S BIGGEST BUTT</title>
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<p>DALLAS, TX &#8211; Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.<span id="more-38143"></span></p>
<p>Dionne Washington can’t imagine anything worse than dieting. Her massive bottom is 5ft 3ins across and weighs a whopping 120 pounds – about the same as Lindsay Lohan holding twenty pounds of coke.</p>
<p>Dionne loves her butt.</p>
<p>“I am literally sitting on a fortune,” says Dionne, 35. “My butt must be the widest in the world and it already earns me over $180,00 a year. I used to hate it, but now it’s my fave feature.”</p>
<p>She&#8217;s sitting on a goldmine.</p>
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<p>She knows how much her bottom weighs because four men lifted her up and flopped it down on a set of industrial scales while holding up the rest of her.  At its widest point, it’s 14ft 9ins around, and she’s on a mission to make it even bigger.</p>
<p>Dionne’s total weight is 425 lbs and at 5ft 4ins tall her Body Mass Index is 85. That’s four times more than an average woman and it puts her at risk of high cholesterol, diabetes and heart problems.</p>
<p>“I’m not concerned,” she insists. “I love my body and wouldn’t change a thing.”</p>
<p>However, Amanda Thornton of Atlanta has something to say about Dionne&#8217;s claim for biggest butt:</p>
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<p>And Kim Kardashian &#8211; well, she&#8217;s not even in the running.</p>
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<p>Dionne says nearly everything she eats goes to her bottom and to maintain its huge size she consumes a shocking 9,000 calories a day – more than four times the recommended intake for women.</p>
<p>“The more I eat the bigger this beauty gets,” says Dionne.</p>
<p>She hasn’t always been so proud of her butt, though. Growing up in Texas, she says it was the bane of her life. A skinny child, her weight ballooned when she hit puberty.</p>
<p>“Suddenly I went from size 12 jeans to a size 18, then 20 then 22, while on top I remained a size 14. Kids at school can be so cruel, calling me Big Butt Bertha, Butt Head and Bottom Feeder. I’d sit at the back of class and wait until everyone else left the room because my butt often got stuck in the chair.</p>
<p>“I could barely run, so PE was a nightmare. I’d get my mother to write notes saying I had cramps or sore knees. I tried wearing Spanx to contain my bottom but they didn’t work. I went to the prom by myself and left school feeling depressed, lacking confidence and hating my body,” she recalls.</p>
<p>Dionne tried endless diets, including drinking just diet shakes, the cabbage soup diet and ­Weight­Watchers. But nothing worked.</p>
<p>“My mother Carol took me to see the doctor and he said I needed to diet and exercise more. Mom told me some of my cousins had big bottoms and perhaps it was genetic. All I ­did was hide under big dresses and comfort-eat.”</p>
<p>Studying business administration at a local college, Dionne was miserable. “I kept my head down and tried to make myself invisible but that was hard. I was still a virgin and felt I’d never find someone who liked me for being me,” she says.</p>
<p>But at 19 one of the guys from class asked her out.</p>
<p>“It was the first time anyone had shown real interest. The date was lovely and we ended up having sex. Then I discovered later he’d done it for a bet with the other guys in my class. I was devastated and lost even more confidence.”</p>
<p>Dionne started work at a law firm. “It was hard as my behind was getting wider as was my appetite. I couldn’t fit into the office chairs. I hated it.</p>
<p>“Then a doctor told me I could diet but the weight probably wouldn’t shift. I could have liposuction but it would take multiple surgeries then I’d need more to fix the hanging skin. It would cost more than $50,000.”</p>
<p>Earning just $28,000 a year, Dionne was devastated. “I tried to get new jobs but the prettier, smaller girls always beat me even though I was more qualified. ­I knew it was because of my size,” she says.</p>
<p>Then her second boyfriend, who she met in 2008, made her realize she should love her bottom. After the second date he admitted he was attracted to very large women.</p>
<p>“He was throwing all these phrases at me I didn’t understand. He explained he was a ‘fat admirer’ and loved large women and said that in his books I was a BBW – a Big, Beautiful Woman,” she says.</p>
<p>“That night he showed me forums on the internet dedicated to big girls. Some weighed up to 400 pounds. There were super-sized girls in lingerie proudly flashing their flab. Suddenly my world changed. I’d discovered a place where women like me were not only accepted, but adored.”</p>
<p>She made friends with other big girls who were sure her wide bottom would be a hit. So in February 2008, she decided to take the plunge and post some pictures online.</p>
<p>“I weighed 300 pounds and was sick of my boring life. I’d just come out of another failed relationship so I decided to take control,” she says.</p>
<p>“I had a girlfriend take some pictures of me and posted them on a forum. Within 48 hours I was inundated with emails from fans around the world wanting to know if they could buy my pictures.”</p>
<p>Dionne admits she was scared and thrilled at the same time.</p>
<p>“But I decided to go for it. I started selling pictures and videos of me and my butt online. I offered special membership rates of up to $40 a month and would send people two picture sets of up to 30 images. For extra they’d get a video and I charged even more for instant message chats.”</p>
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<p>Dionne has built up her empire and now has more than 15,000 fans. Her bottom has paid for an apartment, a big car (with extra-large seats), holidays, designer clothes and gifts for her friends.</p>
<p>However, having the world’s widest butt doesn’t come without its problems.</p>
<p>She can’t sit on normal chairs or stools – ­she takes up a ­two-seater sofa – so she does a lot of her computer work in bed. She has a supersized stool, but even with that her bottom sticks out 8ins at the back and 9ins each side.</p>
<p>Dionne also requires ­extra-wide changing rooms in shops.</p>
<p>“Sometimes I can’t try on clothes as I literally can’t fit,” she says. “I need toilets with seats for big people and I get stuck in bath tubs. I get a lot of clothes made to order in size 36-40, especially my pants,” she says.</p>
<p>“I hate shopping in supermarket aisles that have cans and displays sticking out as I end up knocking them over. At restaurants I have to sit in a booth for three people and push the table to the other side. I don’t use buses – I have to turn sideways just to get through the door.”</p>
<p>She has a serious fear of getting stuck in the toilet on a train ­or plane.</p>
<p>“One time I got stuck and the flight attendant had to pull me out. I laugh now but ­it makes you ­realize the seats ­need to ­be bigger for us ­large girls.”</p>
<p>Dionne’s parents are both dead but she has an aunt who thinks she is nuts. On the other hand, her friends are very supportive. “They tell me I’m amazing and a real inspiration,” she says.</p>
<p>Dionne admits she suffers from back pain but claims it’s minimal because the heavier she gets, her body will change to handle the ­extra pounds.</p>
<p>“I am a Jimmy Choo fan but I can’t wear heels. My doctor said my butt wouldn’t allow me to balance properly and sometimes after a long day I lose a little sensation in ­my feet,” she says.</p>
<p>She gets endless marriage proposals from fans but turns them all down.</p>
<p>“I have joined a few dating sites and hope to find a guy who likes me for my brains who I can marry and have kids with.</p>
<p>“I’ve had some eggs frozen in case I meet Mr Perfect later in life so I can still have a baby.”</p>
<p>Dionne doesn&#8217;t want to take on Susanne Eman or Donna Simpson for fattest of the world title.  She&#8217;s happy with the biggest butt.  Besides, nobody is going to beat Donna Simpson&#8217;s stomach:</p>
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<p>You can read about Donna&#8230; <a href="http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/16487/donna-simpson/"> HERE.</a></p>
<p>For now, the woman with the world’s widest butt, has no plans to stop modelling or change her lifestyle. “I earn tens of thousands, I have thousands of fans ­and those kids at college who ­teased me are all in dead-end jobs.</p>
<p>She says: “I never ask people if my butt looks big in this. I ask them if it’s big enough&#8230; the bigger the better.”</p>
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