TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED 'ADULT GYM'

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Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics.  Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.

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USGA TO ONLY ALLOW BIG NAME WINNERS

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NEW YORK, NY – Watching Ricky Barnes and Luke Glover play the US Open this weekend, many viewers were left with one question:  ‘Who the hell are these guys?’

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BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE

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NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.

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STEROID SCANDAL HITS GOLF CADDIES

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PALM BEACH, FL – On the eve of the season’s first major, another steroid scandal has rocked sports.  This time: golf.  But not the actual players on tour.

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