BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO NFL
LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.
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SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT
NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.
TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
USGA TO ONLY ALLOW BIG NAME WINNERS
NEW YORK, NY – Watching Ricky Barnes and Luke Glover play the US Open this weekend, many viewers were left with one question: ‘Who the hell are these guys?’
FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT
NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.
YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM
NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…
BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.
STEROID SCANDAL HITS GOLF CADDIES
PALM BEACH, FL – On the eve of the season’s first major, another steroid scandal has rocked sports. This time: golf. But not the actual players on tour.
BASEBALL DURING THE RECESSION
NEW YORK, NY – Much has changed since Philadelphia locked up last year’s title.
