BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO NFL

Posted on 17 August 2009
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LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.

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SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA

Posted on 22 July 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

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GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT

Posted on 14 July 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.

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TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’

Posted on 30 June 2009
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Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.

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USGA TO ONLY ALLOW BIG NAME WINNERS

Posted on 22 June 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – Watching Ricky Barnes and Luke Glover play the US Open this weekend, many viewers were left with one question: ‘Who the hell are these guys?’

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FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT

Posted on 16 June 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.

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YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM

Posted on 10 June 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…

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BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE

Posted on 04 May 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.

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STEROID SCANDAL HITS GOLF CADDIES

Posted on 09 April 2009
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PALM BEACH, FL – On the eve of the season’s first major, another steroid scandal has rocked sports. This time: golf. But not the actual players on tour.

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BASEBALL DURING THE RECESSION

Posted on 30 March 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – Much has changed since Philadelphia locked up last year’s title.

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