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KARNATAKA, INDIA – A mutated human? An alien hybrid? What is it?!
PUY-EN-VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.
RUNAWAY BAY, TX – A man in Texas found what he believes to be a chupacabra on a golf course!
PLUM ISLAND, NY – A human body has washed up on Plum Island, which houses the government’s secret lab for diseases!
LAWNDALE, CA – A California city is considering removing the local garlic plants, but one councilman is firmly against it.
KEENE, NH – A man who dressed up as Bigfoot for an art performance was kicked out of a state park!
BEIJING – A Chinese man who teaches monkeys martial arts for entertainment was taught his own lesson!
MIAMI, FL – A man won the lottery, and instead of sharing it with his wife, he disappeared!
SANTA FE, NM – An American woman craves sex 24 hours a day – because of a car accident!
NEW YORK, NY – CBS cut together a naughty version of Frosty the Snowman, and viewers are outraged!