SARAH PALIN PHOTO RETROSPECTIVE

Posted on 08 July 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

As Sarah Palin ends her governorship early, Weekly World News invites you to look back on her fascinating life.

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MICHAEL JACKSON PHOTO TIMELINE

Posted on 30 June 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

Weekly World News pays tribute to the King of Pop with this extensive photo timeline of Jackson’s life.

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JON AND KATE PLUS APE

Posted on 14 May 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

WERNERSVILLE, PA – As the media attention grows surrounding allegations of infidelity, Jon and Kate Gosselin have asked for professional help from PhD Ape!

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TERROR WATCH LIST INCLUDES BAT BOY

Posted on 07 May 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

WASHINGTON, DC – The Department of Justice has concluded that the FBI’s “Terror Watch List” has more than 24,000 Americans, including Bat Boy, incorrectly included.

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REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY

Posted on 01 May 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.

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ARLEN SPECTER SWITCHES PARTIES

Posted on 29 April 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!

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PhD APE GROUP THERAPY: LOHAN, BOYLE AND DOG

Posted on 23 April 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

HAMPTONS, NY – The demands on his time proving to be too great this week for individual attention, PhD invited three of his clients to a group therapy session at his posh oceanside retreat.

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FOREVER 21 PLUS SIZE LINE

Posted on 21 April 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

NEW YORK, NY – Fashion retailer Forever 21 debuted a new line of clothing for plus-sized women, along with the lines’ special consultant: Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat!

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TAX DAY TEA PARTY RECIPE

Posted on 13 April 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

CHICAGO, IL – As tax day approaches, protest “tea parties” rev up to high gear in preparation for nation-wide movements by sending out recipes for a successful tea party.

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POWER PLATE SHAKES UP WORLD’S FATTEST CAT

Posted on 01 April 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

LOS ANGELES, CA – Partnering with Stevie Nicks and The ShamWOW Guy, Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, is debuting a revolutionary exercise tool to shake off unwanted weight!

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