ALIENS FOUND IN HEDGE FUND LEADER’S BRAIN
Hedge fund manager’s brain infested with aliens.
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HACKERS FOILED BY KNICKS YOUTUBE VIDEO
Yonkers, NY police and FBI agents are crediting a YouTube music video in their apprehension of a hacker cell.
APPLE RELEASES NEW PRODUCT – iCLIMAX
Apple makes a bold penetration into the sex market.
SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL
The creators of The Book of Mormon have teamed with Salman Rushie for a new broadway musical.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK
Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.
CITIZENS WANT CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE BOMBS
A broad array of civic, religious, ethnic group have banded together to lobby Congress for the right to “bare bombs.”
THE ONE PERCENT BUY OUT ILLUMINATI
Beware the drop of the Dow!
MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.
BUDD HOPKINS, ALIEN ABDUCTEE DIES – OR DOES HE?
Budd Hopkins, the father of the alien-abduction movement, died on Aug. 21 at his home in Manhattan. He was 80.
