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NEW YEARS EVE BLUE MOON
Scientists discover that the New Years Eve blue moon was caused by an angelic pool party!
END OF THE WORLD PREDICTIONS
The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for.
NEW AIRLINE RESTRICTIONS
WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.
CHARLIE SHEEN ARRESTED
LOS ANGELES, CA – Charlie Sheen was arrested Christmas Day for domestic violence. Sources reveal the argument started over a game of Wii Boxing that got out of hand.
BAT BOY TRAPS SANTA
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
IRAN BANS SANTA
TEHRAN – President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad of Iran has declared Santa Claus a “Public Enemy” of Iran.
PARKER GRIFFITH
WASHINGTON, DC – Yesterday freshman Congressman Griffith announced he will be leaving the Democratic party and joining the Republicans.
MEXICO CITY GAY MARRIAGE
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.
KEVIN JONAS WEDDING
HUNTINGTON, NY – Over the weekend oldest brother Kevin Jonas got married. Scientific investigation confirms that this Saturday’s blizzard was sent by an angry snow god trying to stop the ceremony.
AL FRANKEN JOE LIEBERMAN
Senator Al Franken shut up Joe Lieberman on the Senate floor yesterday. Lieberman quickly responded with fisticuffs!
