Author Archives: Reginald Cunningham III
Scientists discover that the New Years Eve blue moon was caused by an angelic pool party!
The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for.
WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Charlie Sheen was arrested Christmas Day for domestic violence. Sources reveal the argument started over a game of Wii Boxing that got out of hand.
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
TEHRAN – President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad of Iran has declared Santa Claus a “Public Enemy” of Iran.
WASHINGTON, DC – Yesterday freshman Congressman Griffith announced he will be leaving the Democratic party and joining the Republicans.
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.
HUNTINGTON, NY – Over the weekend oldest brother Kevin Jonas got married. Scientific investigation confirms that this Saturday’s blizzard was sent by an angry snow god trying to stop the ceremony.
Senator Al Franken shut up Joe Lieberman on the Senate floor yesterday. Lieberman quickly responded with fisticuffs!