Author Archives: Reginald Cunningham III
WASILLA, AK – Sarah and Bristol Palin were paid 100k for appearing on the InTouch Weekly cover. Weekly World News has uncovered what they spent the money on.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Heidi Montag has gone under ten plastic surgeries in one day. She is secretly becoming a Bionic Woman.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Pat Robertson said that Haiti’s catastrophic earthquake was caused by the Devil. The Devil says “I had nothing to do with it!”
LOS ANGELES, CA – Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol to teach Democrats how to stand up to Republicans.
ANCHORAGE, AK – Sarah Palin has signed on to be a Fox News correspondent. She claims her lack of credentials will help her connect to the “Real America.”
BURBANK, CA – Jay Leno will be moving back to 11:30pm, weeknights at NBC. He won the time slot in a bloody cage match with Conan O’Brien.
WASHINGTON, DC – GOP leader Michael Steele is in trouble for using the phrase “Honest Injun”. To make up for it, he hosted a Republican Multi-Cultural Celebration.
NEW YORK, NY – Kate Gosselin has a new look, and new hair! The reality star mom says she was protecting the environment by cultivating her extensions from her own children’s hair.
SANA’A – Due to its role in the war on terror Yemen has been front and center in the news recently. Weekly World News provides a brief history of the country for all our readers.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West held a press conference this week, vowing to make a musical comeback. Unfortunately he interrupted himself several times throughout the meeting.