Posted on 09 October 2008
By Michael Jastroch
AUSTIN, TX – On the campus of The University of Texas yesterday afternoon, Bat Boy registered to vote in the Lone Star State.
This marked the forty-eighth state in which the half-bat, half-boy national icon successfully registered to help the nation decide the next US President.
Tags: austin, barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, democratic, federal election commission, lone star state, obama, obatma, presidential election, register, register to vote, texas, university of texas, virginia, vote, voter registration, washington d.c., watchdog
Posted on 08 October 2008
By Michael Jastroch
NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.
Tags: acquisition, armani, bank of america, bull, bull mascot, financial district, john thain, johnthain, ken lewis, merrill lynch, new york, new york city
Posted on 01 September 2008
By Michael Jastroch
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
Tags: bar, beards, bouncer, club, lumberjacks, montana, pete bunyan, plaid, treehouse, woods
Posted on 22 August 2008
By Michael Jastroch
After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.
Tags: england, international, london, margaret thatcher, margarethatcher, prime minister, zombie, zombies