“The presidential candidates were right: Main Street IS more important than Wall Street. So I woke up this morning and decided to officially change the name Wall Street to Main Street.”
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.
WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.
Unidentified flying… Orcas?… or humpbacks?
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.