Author Archives: Garrett Hawley
EIFFEL TOWER TALKS TO ALIENS
The following was posted on Bugeyes’ popular blog.
RANCHER LASSOS FLYING COW
East Hampton, NY — Last week, local rancher lucky stetson was working his cattle when a rogue cow set off for the hills.
12 ANCIENT BEAUTY SECRETS
Is there anything a woman won’t do for beauty? Hardly anything, if history is taken into account.
ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK!
MEXICO – An extremely rare cyclops shark was recently discovered.
BRITISH CHEF LIKES PUPPY MEAT
British TV chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall says eating puppy meat is no more morally objectionable than consuming pork.
BAT BOY INVADES WISCONSIN!
University of Wisconsin, Madison will be putting on Bat Boy: The Musical!
(VIDEO) LAMPREYS JUMP AT SMELL OF DEATH
MICHIGAN – Sea lampreys do not like the smell of death. Watch the video below to see how they react.
BAT BOY BOBBLEHEAD BLOWOUT!
Now is your time to get your hands on a Bat Boy Bobblehead!
ANOTHER HUMAN FOOT WASHES ASHORE
VANCOUVER, BC – A human foot has washed up in Vancouver — the eighth such grisly find the last four years.
140-YEAR-OLD BRIDGE SWEPT AWAY (VIDEO)
VERMONT – Hurricane Irene washed away the Bartonsvile Bridge.










