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BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.
CAIRO—The Egyptian government is calling on the gentle giants of the sea to take out pirate ships, and the whales are getting the job done.
NEW YORK – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.
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WASHINGTON, DC – Fathers all over the nation are uniting under the slogan “I drive better when I’ve had a few.”
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.
BALTIMORE, MD – Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has lost an endorsement contract with Nabisco.
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GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.