TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.
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PHILADELPHIA – The angel of death reports that he is happy to be doing his part in the ongoing process of devouring human souls.
ORANGE, MA – Spirits and poltergeists from across the country are being forced to abandon mysterious old houses in favor of cots in gymnasiums.
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NEW YORK— A team of trainers has announced over the course of every issue of Men’s Health magazine that abdominal definition is within the grasp of the average newsstand shopper.
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WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
BERKELEY, CA – A super-intelligent race of intergalactic tennis aficionados is lobbing an easy one at planet Earth to determine who gets first serve.