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TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.
PHILADELPHIA – The angel of death reports that he is happy to be doing his part in the ongoing process of devouring human souls.
ORANGE, MA – Spirits and poltergeists from across the country are being forced to abandon mysterious old houses in favor of cots in gymnasiums.
Drowning in books? Don’t know where to start? Here’s three easy ways to get a graduate degree!
NEW YORK— A team of trainers has announced over the course of every issue of Men’s Health magazine that abdominal definition is within the grasp of the average newsstand shopper.
Reminisce with Weekly World News over eight too-often forgotten quotations.
Be prepared for anything the economy throws at you with these handy tips.
WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
BERKELEY, CA – A super-intelligent race of intergalactic tennis aficionados is lobbing an easy one at planet Earth to determine who gets first serve.